Why UEFI is Bloat and Computers Belong in the 90s
⚠️ Note: This post contains AI-generated content and expresses strong opinions intended for rhetorical or entertainment purposes. It may exaggerate for effect and does not reflect a balanced technical analysis Remember when computers just worked? You’d hit the power button, hear a satisfying beep, and be greeted by a simple blue screen with white text. No bloated firmware, no cryptic secure boot errors — just your trusty BIOS doing its job like a champion. ...