Why UEFI is Bloat and Computers Belong in the 90s

⚠️ Note: This post contains AI-generated content and expresses strong opinions intended for rhetorical or entertainment purposes. It may exaggerate for effect and does not reflect a balanced technical analysis Remember when computers just worked? You’d hit the power button, hear a satisfying beep, and be greeted by a simple blue screen with white text. No bloated firmware, no cryptic secure boot errors — just your trusty BIOS doing its job like a champion. ...

March 10, 2025 · 3 min · 611 words · Kevin Alavik

ARM is Bloat: Why We Should Stick to the Beautiful x86 Architecture

⚠️ Note: This post contains AI-generated content and expresses strong opinions intended for rhetorical or entertainment purposes. It may exaggerate for effect and does not reflect a balanced technical analysis Ah, ARM. The shiny, overhyped “new” darling of the tech world. Everywhere you look, there’s someone singing praises of ARM’s “efficiency” and “minimalism.” But let’s face it—ARM is nothing but bloat disguised as a “revolution.” If you really want to get things done, you’ve got to look at the beautiful, timeless, and efficient x86 architecture. Let’s dive in as I go on a rant about why x86 is the true champion and why ARM is a trainwreck waiting to happen. ...

March 10, 2025 · 4 min · 690 words · Kevin Alavik